Come 4:10, I'll be counting my cash.
£500 on the nose.
Evens.
That's what my prediction is for the Cheltenham Gold Cup. I know what you're saying: 'That man's like King Midas. Everything he touches turns to gold.'
You remember WiIly Wonka and those tickets? Even Gloop would have rushed from the chocolate river to get his last drachma on the good old jolly.
Galopin Des Champs.
Think back to before the Paddy Power Irish Gold Cup at Leopardstown. That even money for Cheltenham, a monkey split five ways is a good as free bets. The bookmakers realised their mistake when Willie Mullins' superpower forged clear after the last. Fact To File sticking his head up for air. It was like poetry in motion seeing Mrs Audrey Turley's gelding charge to the line. I hate to tempt fate, as my lucky socks indicate, but my only consideration is whether to lay my bet and take the no lose. Most bookmakers are offering 1/2f. I can only imagine what we are looking at come 4pm on the 14th March.
As I've been saying: ''Boodles of cash!'
Galopin Des Champs has been nothing short of a sensation in his last two successes in the Gold Cup. This son of Timos is looking forward to a test of stamina. The tougher the test the further the win.
News of Gerri Colombe's withdrawal from the Gold Cup and season after suffering a setback has rocked the betting. Ultimately, Galopin Des Champs' odds have dramatically shortened as bookmakers and exchange layers run scared.
But what about the opposition?
Has there been money for anything else?
Taking a quick look at the exchanges, it's clear Banbridge has been backed. Those who dabbled at 40/1 (Betfair) must be sitting with a wry smile. As far as the exchanges go, Joseph O'Brien's son of Doyen is the only opposition after showing up very well in the King George VI Chase. He was remarkably weak in the betting that day (9/2 - 7/1) but there was a lot to like about that performance. I'd be laying off for a nice no-lose bet if getting a bundle on at 20s plus.
It's quite astounding the price difference between bookmakers (I know they fear the each-way thieves) but Fact To File (6/1) with bookmakers and 21 on Betfair must either thrill or terrify backers. Considering earlier in the season he was as short at 5/2 with the exchanges it looks a lost cause.
To be fair, the betting on a few outsiders has been erratic to say the least. I guess a few punters are looking for win and place while crossing their fingers Galopin Des Champs fluffs his lines.
There's been money for Lhomme Presse, a few quid (£50) at 100/1.
200/1 Grangclare West for Willie Mullins and Cheveley Park Stud. Now 20/1 at biggest.
I can't get beyond Galopin Des Champs for the win. The even money offers a no lose bet and I see him being 1/3f by the off.
As they say in racing: 'There is no such thing as a certainty.'
However, I wouldn't be taking on the favourite unless betting each-way on an outsider because the stats don't look too promising.
The Gold Cup is always a race to savour.
Can Galopin Des Champs win three times?
Time will tell.